Where no-one has ipsum before. There be whales here. I’m a Doctor, not a coal miner. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Set course for Vulcan and engage at warp four. Highly illogical, ensign. Set course for Risa and engage at warp seven.

Doctor, report to the mess hall immediately. Lieutenant to engine room, report. Set course for Vulcan and engage at warp two. Shields up, blue alert. Shut up, Wesley. Set course for Risa and engage at warp five. I’m a Doctor, not a database. Orange alert, fire torpedoes.

Shields down, red alert. Set course for Earth and engage at warp two. Sensors detect a distortion in space-time to aft. Commander, there are Cardassians to starboard. Revenge is a dish best served cold. I am not a merry man. Orange alert, fire phasers. Set phasers to stun and attack. I’m a Doctor, not a botanist. Shields up, blue alert. Secondary power to shields.

Captain, there are Klingons to port. Live long and prosper. Red alert, fire torpedoes. Beam me up, Chief. Shut up, Wesley. Sensors detect a surge in nutrinos to aft.

Commander, report to the bridge immediately. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Highly illogical, captain. Set course for Risa and engage at warp seven. Resistance is futile. Primary power to life support.