There be whales here. Beam me up, Chief. Ensign, report to the sick bay immediately. I am not a merry man. Orange alert, fire torpedoes. Secondary power to backup systems. I’m a Doctor, not a torpedo technician. Set course for Deep Space Nine and engage at warp nine point five. Shut up, Wesley. Commander, there are Cardassians to port. Red alert, fire phasers.
Resistance is futile. Blue alert, fire torpedoes. Beam me up, O’Brian. Orange alert, fire phasers. Captain to engine room, report. Shields up, red alert.
Ensign to sick bay, report. Shields down, orange alert. Sensors detect a gravimetric distortion to starboard. I’m a Doctor, not a bartender. Shields up, red alert. Set phasers to maximum and attack. Resistance is futile. Highly illogical, doctor. Set phasers to fabulous and regroup.
Shut up, Wesley. I am not a merry man. Commander, there are Klingons to port. Highly illogical, lieutenant. All power to phasers. Resistance is futile. Beam me up, Chief. Captain, report to the bridge immediately.
I am not a merry man. Live long and prosper. Highly illogical, commander. Revenge is a dish best served cold. I am not a merry man. Resistance is futile. There be whales here. Set course for Vulcan and engage at warp four.