Shut up, Wesley. I am not a merry man. Resistance is futile. Set phasers to kill and attack. There be whales here. Red alert, fire torpedoes. Lieutenant, there are Klingons to port. There be whales here. Sensors detect a wibbly wobbly swirly thing in space to aft. Live long and prosper. Beam me up, Chief.

Set phasers to maximum and regroup. Highly illogical, captain. Set phasers to fabulous and attack. Primary power to life support. Live long and prosper. Orange alert, fire phasers. Beam me up, O’Brian. Lieutenant, there are Humans to starboard.

I am not a merry man. I’m a Doctor, not a bartender. Main power to phasers. Set phasers to stun and retreat. Beam me up, Chief. Set course for Earth and engage at warp four. Highly illogical, ensign. Commander to mess hall, report. Live long and prosper. Blue alert, fire torpedoes. There be whales here.

Primary power to shields. Highly illogical, lieutenant. Red alert, fire phasers. Shut up, Wesley. Resistance is futile. Shut up, Wesley. Resistance is futile. Sensors detect a hole in space to port.

Auxiliary power to phasers. Doctor to sick bay, report. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Sensors detect a wibbly wobbly swirly thing in space to aft. Set course for Cardassia Prime and engage at warp seven. I am not a merry man. I’m a Doctor, not a bricklayer. Lieutenant, there are Cardassians to starboard.

I’m a Doctor, not a peeping tom. Highly illogical, doctor. Ensign, report to the engine room immediately. Sensors detect a rift in the fabric of space to port. Set course for Vulcan and engage at warp two. Captain to bridge, report. I’m a Doctor, not a dragon slayer. Set phasers to maximum and attack. Set course for Cardassia Prime and engage at warp four. Ensign, report to the mess hall immediately. Shut up, Wesley. Resistance is futile.

Commander, report to the sick bay immediately. I am not a merry man. Resistance is futile. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Resistance is futile. Highly illogical, lieutenant. Live long and prosper. Main power to life support. Beam me up, O’Brian.