Shut up, Wesley. Lieutenant to bridge, report. I am not a merry man. Set phasers to kill and attack. Doctor to mess hall, report. Set course for Deep Space Nine and engage at warp eight. Beam me up, Scotty. I am not a merry man.
Live long and prosper. Shields down, red alert. I am not a merry man. Set course for Vulcan and engage at warp two. Live long and prosper. Ensign, report to the bridge immediately.
Beam me up, Chief. Shields up, blue alert. Live long and prosper. Auxiliary power to backup systems. Set phasers to maximum and retreat. Shut up, Wesley. Live long and prosper. Red alert, fire phasers.
Beam me up, O’Brian. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Beam me up, Chief. Commander to sick bay, report. There be whales here. Doctor, there are Klingons to aft. There be whales here. Shields down, orange alert. Ensign to mess hall, report. Blue alert, fire torpedoes. Highly illogical, lieutenant. Shields up, orange alert.
Shut up, Wesley. Revenge is a dish best served cold. There be whales here. Sensors detect a distortion in space-time to starboard. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Shields down, red alert. All power to life support.
Captain, report to the engine room immediately. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Shut up, Wesley. I’m a Doctor, not a physicist. Set phasers to fabulous and regroup. Sensors detect a wibbly wobbly swirly thing in space to port. I am not a merry man.
Shields up, blue alert. Auxiliary power to backup systems. Sensors detect a hole in space to aft. All power to phasers. Commander to mess hall, report. Orange alert, fire phasers. Set phasers to kill and attack. Red alert, fire torpedoes.