Resistance is futile. Beam me up, Chief. Set course for Deep Space Nine and engage at warp one. Captain, there are Humans to aft. Set course for Vulcan and engage at warp two. I am not a merry man.

Lieutenant to bridge, report. Captain, report to the engine room immediately. Set course for Deep Space Nine and engage at warp four. Resistance is futile. There be whales here. Auxiliary power to weapons. Set course for Earth and engage at warp one. There be whales here. Highly illogical, ensign. Main power to backup systems. I am not a merry man.

Set course for Cardassia Prime and engage at warp three. Commander to mess hall, report. Sensors detect a hole in space to starboard. Auxiliary power to life support. Set course for Earth and engage at warp one. Main power to shields. Set course for Cardassia Prime and engage at warp six. I am not a merry man. Ensign, report to the engine room immediately.

Shut up, Wesley. Set course for Earth and engage at warp four. Shut up, Wesley. Doctor, report to the sick bay immediately. Live long and prosper. Set phasers to fabulous and retreat. Secondary power to weapons. Commander to bridge, report. Shields down, blue alert.

Orange alert, fire torpedoes. All power to life support. I am not a merry man. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Set phasers to kill and regroup. Red alert, fire phasers. I am not a merry man. Highly illogical, lieutenant. Resistance is futile.

Sensors detect a rift in the fabric of space to port. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Live long and prosper. Set course for Cardassia Prime and engage at warp nine point five. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Doctor, report to the engine room immediately.

Live long and prosper. Shut up, Wesley. Blue alert, fire torpedoes. Lieutenant, there are Klingons to starboard. Set phasers to maximum and attack. Ensign, there are Humans to aft. Set phasers to stun and retreat. Commander, report to the sick bay immediately.