Captain, there are Cardassians to port. Shut up, Wesley. Commander, there are Humans to aft. Highly illogical, ensign. Captain to mess hall, report. Set phasers to stun and regroup. Shut up, Wesley. Auxiliary power to shields. Lieutenant to engine room, report.
Shields up, orange alert. Resistance is futile. Red alert, fire torpedoes. Resistance is futile. Ensign to mess hall, report. Lieutenant, report to the sick bay immediately. Doctor, there are Klingons to port. Main power to weapons. I’m a Doctor, not a torpedo technician. There be whales here. Sensors detect a presence to starboard.
Beam me up, Scotty. I am not a merry man. Set phasers to fabulous and attack. Sensors detect a hole in space to aft. Beam me up, O’Brian. Live long and prosper. Resistance is futile.
Shut up, Wesley. Shields down, orange alert. Red alert, fire phasers. I’m a Doctor, not a magician. Highly illogical, lieutenant. Commander, report to the mess hall immediately. Highly illogical, ensign. There be whales here. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Live long and prosper. All power to shields. I am not a merry man.
Sensors detect a wibbly wobbly swirly thing in space to starboard. Shields up, orange alert. Sensors detect a gravimetric distortion to port. Shields down, blue alert. Set course for Risa and engage at warp nine. Auxiliary power to backup systems.
Shields up, red alert. Set course for Deep Space Nine and engage at warp two. Primary power to phasers. Resistance is futile. Commander, report to the sick bay immediately. Live long and prosper. Beam me up, Chief. Sensors detect a rift in the fabric of space to starboard. Blue alert, fire torpedoes. Shut up, Wesley.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Set phasers to stun and retreat. Set course for Risa and engage at warp nine point five. Sensors detect a wibbly wobbly swirly thing in space to port. Orange alert, fire phasers. Captain, there are Cardassians to starboard. Ensign to engine room, report. Shut up, Wesley. Resistance is futile. There be whales here.